The Sport That Keeps On Giving
At the party
a footy star is filmed
bubbling
at a urinal
by a mate
who posts
it online.
Another bloke
elsewhere pretends
to root a dog
up the ass
before he pisses
on himself &
nearby furniture-
the footage
appears shortly
afterwards on
A Current Affair.
A footy legend turned coach
is heavily intoxicated
wearing only shorts
& bangs on a woman’s
hotel door at 3 AM
despite the club’s
no alcohol policy.
The disgraced CEO
cooks the books
& systematically cheats
on salary cap
third party payments.
He does what ever
it takes for the club
to keep “moving forward”.
- George Anderson 2019
George Anderson grew up in Montreal and migrated to Australia in his early 20s. He is long-term blogger at BOLD MONKEY. Recent or forthcoming chapbooks include Teaching My Computer Irony (Punk Chapbook Series Epic Rites Press), Shark in the Shallows (Analogue Submission Press) and Fuckwits & Angels (Holy & Intoxicated Publications)
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