Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Size Does Matter














The chances are probably pretty slim that any Australian reading this blog will also have tickets to the upcoming Ashes cricket series beginning in Cardiff in two weeks' time (bearing in mind they sold out about eighteen months ago, and the Australian aversion to long-term planning), but on the off chance that there is one lucky bastard out there, I have a banner for you. Just add child-like scrawl of the islands in question, and I guarantee that at some stage you'll attract the TV cameras, and thus by extension the eyes of a billion people.









MY ISLAND IS BIGGER THAN YOUR ISLAND

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