The End of Trouble
Everything my teachers
committed to
their blackboards
looked to my eyes
like a chalk outline of a body.
Mind you, I never saw
anyone killed
or heard so much as a rumor
of children
actually murdered
or disappeared
but bully threats
and that common small town fear
of being bored to death
I’ll never forget.
I feel chills right now.
To my bones. Don’t you?
Bored to death is real.
If nothing more, I learned that much
from all those unamused
teachers
I likewise recall
sending me to stick my nose
in the corner
for talking to my friends
Mark and Chris —
two guys who both wound up dead
before forty for reasons
I only remember don’t matter.
One in prison, one just
fucking around.
How did I survive? you wonder.
By hiding inside
books where I knew
I’d never be found.
- Brian Beatty 2014
Brian Beatty's jokes, poems and short stories have appeared in numerous print and online publications, including The Bark, Conduit, Elephant Journal, elimae, The Evergreen Review, Gulf Coast, Hobart, McSweeney's, Opium, Paper Darts, The Quarterly, Seventeen and The Sycamore Review. He sometimes performs as a storyteller.